А вот щека до сих пор болит... (Страница 2 из 3)

Это еще раз подтверждает мою дагадку о том, что ты сыкун. И вообще. Тема опять катится в срач из-за, извините, одного уебка. под ником azok.

Грозный модератор обиделсо, и кинул мне еще 7 предупреждений. Как это мило =3

Cheeky dvosch Ceychas I will discuss the case with the most epic feilom that ever happened to me on vacation in the countryside. Be warned, the text is long.
It happened around 40 minutes ago.
I walked out of the bath all in Popyhi. Just barely getting to bed, I plopped down at her as if it was a mountain of pillows, or toilet paper Zeva. 15 minutes, I walked away from redness and weaknesses, and went into the kitchen to enjoy instantaneous when the throat is flowing cold Vodice. But [beep]. I am - as always in the most niepichesky moment - postsat itch. I had to get into shorts, t-shirt and worn sneakers skedaddle, to go into your yard, in which the soul is not at this time of day. Then I thought, why not water them naked? But all pondered for a couple of seconds, yareshil that will be decently dressed - suddenly the grandmother of nezashtorennyh windows sees and thinks that I'm a nudist ...
Since the window curtains were not closed, I had to look for a place in which the angle of the jet is perpendicular to my north, and if shorter - which was not asleep.
I had to skedaddle before the bath, just to get my dignity.
Well, I got to the bath. Because after I laid ears, I still could not hear what was happening. What happened is this: Our neighbor sent her granddaughter (15 years brunette with 3 size) to us in the bath, in order not to increase the already heavy and sink his ass (and for what do the neighbors need [beep] ...)
I stand stsu, opened the door, so to rely on her own hand at the end of their dirty business watching this picture: This granddaughter (notice I put the letter B and not C as standard), which just came out of steam in the "otdyhalku" starts to wind his head to shake excess water from hair that stood up to me before and have not looked up a bit. I like a real gentleman, forgetting that not put his farm in truselya, staring at her breasts ... She lifted her head still, and saw me ... Between us was 5-second silence, and then, started ... First, she screamed, then tried to hide his beautiful body (but it did not happened until the end, hehehe), then immediately threw it at me a towel, after a hit upon the idea that this would no avail, since it does not dokinula it because of the wind that was blowing in her direction, and threw me in a bar of soap. Then (I do not zapikivat) fuck, drew attention to my cock, which stood at full height, and screamed even louder! Fuck! It was so loud that my ears began to hear even more acute! But fortunately cries could be heard, everybody was asleep (it was spravochki). She rushed at me as if to naprygnut my hands, but now with this I miscalculated ... Note, the farm, I never thought of hiding from her long legs, which rushed into my balls. And eperny theater, it was so painful that in my eyes there were stars! After this, in my cheek ustryamilas its handle, which is all the cloak of stars schscham and changed their agony ... Then I remember very little, as my eyes began to see vaguely. Indeed, after a blow to the cheek, followed nakaut. DOOR! .. Friends, my cheek was swollen so much that I can put on her own pleer while lying down and I write to you this story. And believe me, it's not a lie.
But it is the only thing I do not regret it at all - O goddess, her body was just great!
Thank you all for your time for reading this epic feyla. Now go and knock at the window, to apologize ... Well not quite, or apologize, because in her room with a soundproof door if you know what i mean ...
RS I'm beginning to wonder if I give up with his girlfriend. After all, I stunned by these eyes .. .. Third the size of ... (Note: my kopeck piece.)

Cheeky dvosch Ceychas I will discuss the case with the most epic feilom that ever happened to me on vacation in the countryside. Be warned, the text is long.
It happened around 40 minutes ago.
I walked out of the bath all in Popyhi. Just barely getting to bed, I plopped down at her as if it was a mountain of pillows, or toilet paper Zeva. 15 minutes, I walked away from redness and weaknesses, and went into the kitchen to enjoy instantaneous when the throat is flowing cold Vodice. But [beep]. I am - as always in the most niepichesky moment - postsat itch. I had to get into shorts, t-shirt and worn sneakers skedaddle, to go into your yard, in which the soul is not at this time of day. Then I thought, why not water them naked? But all pondered for a couple of seconds, yareshil that will be decently dressed - suddenly the grandmother of nezashtorennyh windows sees and thinks that I'm a nudist ...
Since the window curtains were not closed, I had to look for a place in which the angle of the jet is perpendicular to my north, and if shorter - which was not asleep.
I had to skedaddle before the bath, just to get my dignity.
Well, I got to the bath. Because after I laid ears, I still could not hear what was happening. What happened is this: Our neighbor sent her granddaughter (15 years brunette with 3 size) to us in the bath, in order not to increase the already heavy and sink his ass (and for what do the neighbors need [beep] ...)
I stand stsu, opened the door, so to rely on her own hand at the end of their dirty business watching this picture: This granddaughter (notice I put the letter B and not C as standard), which just came out of steam in the "otdyhalku" starts to wind his head to shake excess water from hair that stood up to me before and have not looked up a bit. I like a real gentleman, forgetting that not put his farm in truselya, staring at her breasts ... She lifted her head still, and saw me ... Between us was 5-second silence, and then, started ... First, she screamed, then tried to hide his beautiful body (but it did not happened until the end, hehehe), then immediately threw it at me a towel, after a hit upon the idea that this would no avail, since it does not dokinula it because of the wind that was blowing in her direction, and threw me in a bar of soap. Then (I do not zapikivat) fuck, drew attention to my cock, which stood at full height, and screamed even louder! Fuck! It was so loud that my ears began to hear even more acute! But fortunately cries could be heard, everybody was asleep (it was spravochki). She rushed at me as if to naprygnut my hands, but now with this I miscalculated ... Note, the farm, I never thought of hiding from her long legs, which rushed into my balls. And eperny theater, it was so painful that in my eyes there were stars! After this, in my cheek ustryamilas its handle, which is all the cloak of stars schscham and changed their agony ... Then I remember very little, as my eyes began to see vaguely. Indeed, after a blow to the cheek, followed nakaut. DOOR! .. Friends, my cheek was swollen so much that I can put on her own pleer while lying down and I write to you this story. And believe me, it's not a lie.
But it is the only thing I do not regret it at all - O goddess, her body was just great!
Thank you all for your time for reading this epic feyla. Now go and knock at the window, to apologize ... Well not quite, or apologize, because in her room with a soundproof door if you know what i mean ...
RS I'm beginning to wonder if I give up with his girlfriend. After all, I stunned by these eyes .. .. Third the size of ... (Note: my kopeck piece.)

Там дата сегодняшняя.

Может я слоупок, но преды можно снимать :O
Можно как-нибудь мне убрать нолик? ВЗЯТКИ БЕРЕШЬ?